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Dec. 1st, 2009 11:43 am Dearest Santa Claus...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]boredom_doodles's purse (30 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [info]kariohki (-10 points). Last Thursday I set [info]pkmntrainrshane's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1098 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
shanealt

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Man, Pakistan and Iraq?

Also, I didn't help anyone see the light this year! That was always my favorite part :(
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Current Mood: bored

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Dec. 1st, 2009 11:41 am Twelve days!

(Yes I'm well aware that we're not actually in December but I'm just fast-forwarding a day okay)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, shanealt sent to me...
Twelve airresistances drumming
Eleven psychosesmans piping
Ten littlefox_girls a-leaping
Nine wonderfishs cooking
Eight hotandcoldrps a-sleeping
Seven taitogurls a-writing
Six karicomics a-reading
Five cri-i-i-iticalmess
Four heroes
Three comics
Two more comics
...and a x-men in a family.
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Current Mood: bored

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Dec. 1st, 2009 11:37 am As we approach the new year...

I never write in my Livejournal anymore, but it's time for meme-parties!

"Take the first sentence of the first post of each month of 2008. The result is the summary of your year."

Jan: Yeah, totally insane for buying all that I do, I know.

Feb: I'm spending too much money, so the budget starts March 1st.

Mar: Well, that budget was a rousing success!

Apr: So, my birthday was yesterday.

May: So dorkdom time, Pokemon Gold and Silver are getting remade into Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver.

Jun: So my brother graduates from high school tonight.

Jul: oh poop i need to get to the bank to deposit my checks so that i can pay off my credit card aghhhhhhhhh

Aug:

Sep:

Oct:

Nov: I, uh, sort of keep forgetting to post on my Livejournal.

Dec: I never write in my Livejournal anymore, but it's time for meme-parties!

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Nov. 24th, 2009 01:38 pm THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

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Current Mood: bouncy

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Nov. 3rd, 2009 04:12 pm Oops

I, uh, sort of keep forgetting to post on my Livejournal.

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Jul. 13th, 2009 05:42 pm

oh poop i need to get to the bank to deposit my checks so that i can pay off my credit card aghhhhhhhhh 

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Jun. 16th, 2009 03:46 pm Graduation

So my brother graduates from high school tonight.

That's kind of cool.

I'll get to sit through an obnoxiously long ceremony, but then we're all going out to Hibachi afterwards for a celebratory dinner (his request--it's "tradition", he says, because we went there for dinner after I graduated).  So that'll be fun.

I need a new mood icon set or whatever.  This weird blue lizard thing is limited and annoying. 

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May. 31st, 2009 10:58 am Oh joy.

I have pink eye. 

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May. 8th, 2009 02:32 pm HeartGold? SoulSilver?

So dorkdom time, Pokemon Gold and Silver are getting remade into Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver. At least, I think those are the names. Not super fond of them, but they're good enough. Anyway, they're going to be for the DS. Hopefully with some fun DSi-features, so that I can play with those.

Anyway, not much is known about the games yet, but I'm looking forward to them. Japanese release in the fall, assumed North American release early 2010. Which I keep typing as 2100. I need to stop that.

To celebrate this news, I will...be even more of a dork and post my teams from the Pokemon games I played recently! Why? I do not know. But I'm at work and super bored so humor me. Also I really don't remember all the details so this is to the best of my knowledge, etc.



I...I play a lot of Pokemon.

Current Location: Work
Current Mood: bored

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Apr. 21st, 2009 11:04 pm What kind of Pokemon are you?

I am a Teddiursa!

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Rihanna - Don't Stop the Music

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Apr. 2nd, 2009 11:34 am Twenty-oneeee

So, my birthday was yesterday.  I'm twenty-one, yayyyy.  Didn't get around to drinking anything--no real reason, it's just that the restaurant I went to didn't serve anything, apparently.  Didn't realize it until I got there.  Ah, well.

Spent the day simply.  Went to the comic shop and hung out for awhile.  Relaxed, watched some television, read a bit.  Went out to a fancy Japanese restaurant with my aunt, my grandfather, and his fiance.  Came home, watched some television, read a bit more.

Presents?  Not much yet.  My neighbor gave me a $25 gift card to Best Buy.  My grandfather, in addition to paying for the dinner last night, gave me $20.  That's all so far--my parents are out of town, in Puerto Rico actually.  Dad had a business trip, my mom tagged along.  They'll be back later today, and we're probably doing something birthday-y this weekend.

Got some well-wishes from a few people.  I expect that most of them were because of Facebook reminders, but hey.  Allie even said happy birthday to me, which was kind of surprising.  And then there were those that didn't say anything.

I'm just feeling rather bitter in general these days.  Not bad, just...less forgiving. 

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Mar. 23rd, 2009 09:58 am Once upon a time...

...the two Allisons were constants in my life.

...Dana and I had the best summer in the world.

...I was living on my own.

...I was happy.

...I was unhappy.

...I enjoyed going to work.

...the friend I spoke to most wasn't stationed in South Korea.

...I would count down the days until summer.

...I didn't have many friends.

...I had a full circle of friends.

...My life wasn't defined by my hobbies.

...My friends shared my hobbies.

...I knew what I was doing. 

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Mar. 21st, 2009 08:58 pm

So I've got a Twitter?  Had it for awhile, but I barely touched it.  But I just realized I could do it from my phone, so.  We'll see how that goes!

The name is shanealt.  FOLLOW ME I NEED TO FEEL LOVED. 

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Mar. 16th, 2009 10:26 am What budget?

Well, that budget was a rousing success!  I spent less than I have in previous months, sure, but, well, I certainly didn't save anywhere near what I planned.

Ah, well.  I got lots of comics out of it, and I mean LOTS.  And also, three(!) copies of Pokemon Platinum, through weird pre-order hijinks.  I'm selling one to Dana and letting my sister play one, I guess.

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Feb. 25th, 2009 07:41 pm Money D

I'm spending too much money, so the budget starts March 1st.  Suckssssss.  But it'll be for the best.  Theoretically.

...

...

Man, this is bogus, why can't the world just give me money to read comics and eat expensive food D< 

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Jan. 13th, 2009 10:49 pm I hear DMZ is good?

Yeah, totally insane for buying all that I do, I know.  My credit card is almost maxed out, although that's because of Christmas presents and having to pay January rent, without getting a chance to pay it back.

But anyway, I was checking at Blog@Newsarama, and they listed a set of all five DMZ trades for...well, a cheap price for five trades.  And I've heard such great things about it, and about Brian Wood.  And when I checked DMZ out on Wikipedia, I thought that it sounded interesting!  So, buy buy buy!


Of course, my god, I need to seriously start paying off my credit card...

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Dec. 29th, 2008 10:44 pm Last one! I promise!

"Take the first sentence of the first post of each month of 2008. The result is the summary of your year."

Jan: -She shouldn't get away without using common sense.

Feb: Girl scout cookies are sweet.

Mar: While I was sick, I didn't have very much to do.

Apr: POOOOOKEEEEEYYYYMONNNZZZZ

May: 106 most frequently listed as unread books.
(A meme!)

Jun: Manaphy

Jul: That Personality Test :: Your Results
(Another meme, I didn't write anything original in the entry except for the title, which was "Yes, yes, I am elitist, I admit it freely.")

Aug: Okay, a bit of background is needed here.

Sep: So I guess there's been a lot going on lately?

Oct: Let us pray.

Nov: New girl on Superdickery.

Dec: 1. Open paint.
(Meme!  The only original text I included were the title and the cut text, which read "Blindcat?" and "hurrhurr witty cut text", respectively.)

Ta-da!

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Dec. 29th, 2008 10:43 pm Yes, I like end-of-year memes. Go away.

It's funny because one of these is actually a resolution.

In 2009, shanealt resolves to...
Ask my boss for an ice.
Overcome my secret fear of heroes.
Spend more time with my more comics.
Pay for my comics on time.
Cut down on my sleeping.
Be nicer to kariohki.
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Dec. 29th, 2008 10:41 pm Christmas memes!

Let's just pretend these were actually posted before Christmas.


On the twelfth day of Christmas, shanealt sent to me...
Twelve iliv_mylifes drumming
Eleven mandaringirls piping
Ten loneshadowrogues a-leaping
Nine wonderfishs cooking
Eight nevermore999s a-sleeping
Seven littlefox_girls a-writing
Six suupaasenseis a-reading
Five ta-a-a-aitogurls
Four heroes
Three comics
Two more comics
...and a x-men in a family.
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I helped [info]nevermore999 see the light (8 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-47 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
shanealt

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I apparently like to help people see the light! I do it every year!

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